whatamarveloustune13:

Taylor liked this on Instagram lol

whatamarveloustune13:

Taylor liked this on Instagram lol

(via shes-universal)


overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

(via monteith-hayes)



Upon finding out about the alternate universe where Tony Stark is married to Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts shrugged and murmured, “he could do worse.” She didn’t comment on who she was talking about.

Upon finding out about the alternate universe where Tony Stark is married to Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts shrugged and murmured, “he could do worse.” She didn’t comment on who she was talking about.


shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

(via an-inky-life)


sherlockswift:

Taylor Fearless Swift. 

(via excusemeforgettting)


maclonna:

jolene
jolene
jolene
JOLENE!!!

(via orestesblasting-pyladesfunk)



"There’s really no feeling quite like writing a song about someone who’s completely mean to you and completely hates you and then winning a Grammy for it.

(via scarletletterswift)



bekkicanflyy:

lardypoison:

people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator

image

let me do the way of the warrior

(via nonifarted)


back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via nonifarted)


thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated swine

thanks, kid

(via canadianhayniac)




Steve isn’t sure why, but he likes to hang out with Thor more than any of the other Avengers. They often team up on missions or when they need to go shopping for clothes and such. Thor and Steve are also the only Avengers who can spar each other at full strength without hurting each other. The feeling is mutual. Thor is the only Avenger willing to go to bars with Steve because of Steve’s tendency to start fights.

Steve isn’t sure why, but he likes to hang out with Thor more than any of the other Avengers. They often team up on missions or when they need to go shopping for clothes and such. Thor and Steve are also the only Avengers who can spar each other at full strength without hurting each other. The feeling is mutual. Thor is the only Avenger willing to go to bars with Steve because of Steve’s tendency to start fights.


Me at a Broadway Show

orchestra: plays first chord.
me: sobbing